Illustrated “House Hippos Clubhouse Rules” poster styled like a vintage club decree with calligraphic handwriting. Lists core values about kindness, safety, and responsible pet ownership — including messages like “Rescue is best practice,” “Sharing scraps is caring,” and “Be a voice for the voiceless.” Decorative seal at the bottom.

House Hippos Clubhouse Rules

  • Never overdressed or overeducated
  • Rescue is best practice
  • Breed Specific Legislation is banned
  • Sharing scraps is caring
  • Backyard breeding is prohibited
  • Stay leashed, stay safe
  • Positive reinforcement — always
  • Ask before you pet
  • Couch privileges are permanent
  • Let them sniff it
  • Mud washes off, memories forever
  • Be a voice for the voiceless